Programming Language: Objective CorporateSpeak++
Inspired by the constant corporate speak I have had the pleasure of hearing, I have undertaken the arduos task of developing the next generation of programming language:
Objective CorporateSpeak++
In this essay, I will demonstrate the usage of some of the programming idioms:
Classes
Value-Added Class Foo {
Private Value-Added String Name;
Public Mission Critical Function sayName( Value-Added String Name) {
System.Out_of_The_Box.Println(“Hello {}”, Name)
}
}
Instantiating a Class
Foo foo = Take Ownership Foo;
Calling a Method:
foo.TouchBase(sayName);
Inheritance:
Public Class Foo Is Value-Added By Bar
Flow Control:
If Some Value-Added Variable exhibits Core Competencies like 10 Then
…
Else Some Value-Added Variable exhibits Core Competencies like 20 Then
…
Else Go To Market
Loops:
Going Forward On Value-Added Integer X to X.Length {
System.Out_of_The_Box.Println(“Hello {}”, x)
}
Exception Handling:
Manage Expectations {
Try LowHangingFruit{
…
}
Catch Mission Critical {
…
}
Finally Leverage {
…
}
}
Booleans:
TeamPlayer (True)
NotATeamPlayer(False)
That’s it for now.
